Ian Spinzer is a manager at UFO Soft.
Description
Ian is a large, brown, insect-like creature. They wear a white button-up shirt.
Trivia
- Ian has an office, the Manager’s Office, north north east of the Main Offices
- Ian has a reserved spot in the Parking Garage
- It’s labelled with a yellow “I.S.” plaque — Ian Spinzer
- Ian is a war veteran
- They have a framed military medal in their office
- Their car in the parking lot has a sticker that says “proud veteran”
- Ian has an antique sword hanging on their office wall
- Ian changes shirts several times a day
- They have a whole rack of identical shirts in their office
- Ian’s handwriting is, according to Gregory Milk, “crude and childish looking”
- Ian likes to go fishing
- They have a cabinet drawer full of fishing lures
- Ian has a ladder in their office, for some reason
Media

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